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Most funny pick up lines

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Our best funny and cheesy pick up lines for all your embarrassing needs! Warning, please only use these pick up lines only if you are brave or stupid enough! Are you French because Eiffel for you. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants! Hey, tie your shoes! You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

What has 36 teeth and Most funny pick up lines back the Incredible Hulk? I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list? If you were a steak you would be well done.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm Most funny pick up lines to steal your heart. Cause I want a piece of that. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it. If you were a library book, I would check you out. Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow? Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Are you a beaver? Life without you is like a broken pencil Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? Cause I'm lovin' it! Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? I wish Most funny pick up lines were cross-eyed so I can see you twice We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair. Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine? Are you a parking ticket? Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice! Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!

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