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Now, in our final installment of this very special dating survey roundup, we bring you: A word of Strange online dating stories here? Most of these are really funny. And then, in a small section towards the end, some of them are absolutely not funny.

She really loved manatees, and eventually she jumped from her boat into the water and landed on a manatee.

But the manatee was actually dead, and the body ended up falling apart and she was covered in dead manatee slime and someone had to fish her out Strange online dating stories clean her up. After some words of consolation from me about how fucked up that experience must have been, she told me she made it up, and every other story she had told me that night, because she likes making up stories.

She wore mirrored wrap-around sun glasses. It was delicious, but he proceeded to pick out every single piece of fat from his mouth and made a pile of it on the side of his plate. He wanted to own thirty dogs. He had their names and breeds picked out already. The first is when I waited an hour outside at Harvard Square in late January because my date was in the North End buying pot not for me.

Girl followed me on twitter. I suggested that he must really treasure his vegetable garden or something in order to put up with 2.

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